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Today's Jokes

  1. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  2. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  5. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  6. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  7. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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