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  1. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  3. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  6. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  7. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  8. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  9. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  10. "We messed up the keming again guys."

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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