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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  3. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  4. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  5. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  8. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  9. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  10. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

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