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  1. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  10. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 94.154.43.xxx · Turkey Bursa Province Bursa · FOP Danik Vyacheslav Evgenievich
https://hhe*.shop/ Jul 16, 2026 10:46 PM
OK 82.156.34.xxx · China Beijing Beijing · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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404 199.45.154.xxx · United States New York New York · Censys, Inc.
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