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Today's Jokes

  1. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  2. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  3. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  8. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  9. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  10. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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