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Today's Jokes

  1. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  2. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  5. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  10. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 43.159.128.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
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OK 43.165.186.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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https://hwr*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 15, 2026 7:32 AM
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https://fbr*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:32 AM
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OK 43.131.243.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing
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