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  1. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  6. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  7. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  8. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  9. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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