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  1. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  2. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  8. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  9. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  10. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

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