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Today's Jokes

  1. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  3. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  4. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  6. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  9. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:36 AM
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hwr*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
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http://fdi*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lsq*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:35 AM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://fsu*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 15, 2026 7:34 AM
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OK 43.165.186.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://hwr*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:34 AM
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https://hwr*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 15, 2026 7:32 AM
OK 3.222.190.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
https://fbr*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:32 AM
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https://lqu*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 15, 2026 7:31 AM
404 84.17.60.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
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OK 43.131.243.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fsu*.shop/ Oct 15, 2026 7:30 AM
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https://hgr*.shop/.aws/credentials Oct 15, 2026 7:30 AM
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