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Today's Jokes

  1. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  4. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  5. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  6. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  7. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  8. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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