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  1. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  4. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  5. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  6. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  7. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  8. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  9. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  10. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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