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  1. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  4. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  5. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  6. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  7. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  9. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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