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Today's Jokes

  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  3. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  4. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  5. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  6. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  7. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  8. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  9. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  10. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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