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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  3. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  4. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  5. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  6. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  9. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://lsq*.shop/

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https://lsq*.shop/ Jul 16, 2026 10:45 PM
404 66.132.172.xxx · United States Michigan Ann Arbor · Censys Inc
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404 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://lle*.shop/wp-sitemap-users-1.xml Jul 16, 2026 10:44 PM
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OK 94.154.43.xxx · Turkey Bursa Province Bursa · FOP Danik Vyacheslav Evgenievich
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404 20.48.236.xxx · Canada Ontario Toronto · Microsoft Azure Cloud (canadacentral)
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404 20.48.236.xxx · Canada Ontario Toronto · Microsoft Azure Cloud (canadacentral)
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OK 34.122.16.xxx · United States Iowa Council Bluffs · Google Cloud (us-central1)
https://hgr*.shop/ Jul 16, 2026 10:38 PM
404 20.48.236.xxx · Canada Ontario Toronto · Microsoft Azure Cloud (canadacentral)
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