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  1. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  2. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  7. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  8. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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