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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  7. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  8. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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