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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  3. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  4. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  5. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  6. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  7. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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