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  1. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  2. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  8. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  9. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  10. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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