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Today's Jokes

  1. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  2. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  3. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  8. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  9. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  10. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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